Entries tagged with creator: patchfire

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Fuckurt Advent 2013 Master Post

Thank you to the writers who participated in the 2013 Fuckurt Advent on Tumblr. The full collection can be found here on AO3, and includes holiday-themed fics for the Finn/Puck/Kurt OT3, as well as the sub-ships of Finn/Puck, Kurt/Finn, and Puck/Kurt.

Day 1: Fake --

greenglowsgold, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 2: Hot Chocolate & Whipped Cream --

ca_babs, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 3: Sledding --

patchfire, Finn/Puck
Day 4: Not February 12 --

pterawaters, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 5: Candlelight --

greenglowsgold, Puck/Kurt
Day 6: Mistletoe --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Kurt/Finn
Day 7: Dear Santa --

ca_babs, Finn/Puck
Day 8: Here Comes Santa Claus --

pterawaters, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 9: Cheese --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 10: Hey Asshole, It's Christmas --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Finn/Puck
Day 11: Rule 21 --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Puck/Kurt
Day 12: O Christmas Tree --

ca_babs, Kurt/Finn
Day 13: New Boyfriend -- coincidental_penalties & watchforwalkers, Kurt/Finn
Day 14: Black & Blue Christmas --

ca_babs, Kurt/Finn
Day 15: Nana --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 16: Secret Santa --

ca_babs, Puck/Kurt
Day 17: The Christmas Sweater --

pterawaters, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 18: Festive Sex Toys --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Finn/Puck/Kurt
Day 19: Lift Off --

pterawaters, Kurt/Finn
Day 20: What are you doing New Years Eve --

ca_babs, Finn/Puck
Day 21: The Snowman --

greenglowsgold, Finn/Puck/Kurt (friendship/gen)
Day 22: First Christmas --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Finn/Puck
Day 23: Mistletoe & Moonlight --

ca_babs, Kurt/Finn
Day 24: Anchor --

greenglowsgold, Puck/Kurt
Day 25: Burning Low --

patchfire &

raving_liberal, Finn/Puck

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Fic: Political Junkies

Title: Political Junkies
Rating: R (for swearing, sexual situations, and politics)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Kurt, Burt, Carole, Blaine, Rachel; Finn/Kurt/Puck, Finn/Rachel, Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: none
Summary: A month after Puck turns six, a month after kindergarten finally starts, his mom says that he can stay up and watch a television show with her. Twelve years later, that show drastically alters the course of Puck, Finn, and Kurt's lives, as Puck and Finn venture into the field of political campaigning.
Word Count: 27007

Political Junkies

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Fic: Second Summer (Glee)

Title: Second Summer
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Burt, Carole, Dave Karofsky, Azimio Adams, The Unholy Trinity; Puck/Finn/Kurt, Mercedes/Mike
Warnings: Implied/referenced child abuse; Underage
Summary: Hot weather and hotter tempers flare as the boys start their first real jobs under the watchful eye of Burt Hummel. Emotions run too close to the surface to remain hidden. Their social bubble expands by two, despite Puck's suspicions about ass-checking.
Word Count: 24270

Second Summer

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Fic: Interludes (Glee)

Authors:

patchfire &

raving_liberal
Fandom: Glee
OT3/Pairing(s): Fuckurt (Finn/Kurt/Puck)
Characters: Finn, Kurt, Puck; Burt, Carole, Puck's Ma, Sue Sylvester
Rating: G
Warnings: referenced underage characters

Title: Interlude: Burt
Summary: Burt is suspicious about how smoothly Kurt's freshman year is going and of Kurt's apparent new friends.
Wordcount: 519

Interlude: Burt

Title: Interlude: Carole
Summary: Two conversations with Carole Hudson, with two very different levels of ease.
Wordcount: 1568

Interlude: Carole

Title: Interlude: Ruth
Summary: Ruth Puckerman needs a few days to think.
Wordcount: 1094

Interlude: Ruth

Title: Interlude: Sue
Summary: Sue Sylvester takes a risk that pays off in the best protege ever.
Wordcount: 885

Interlude: Sue

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Fic: Menus (Glee)

Title: Menus
Authors:

patchfire &

raving_liberal
Fandom: Glee
OT3/Pairing(s): Fuckurt (Finn/Kurt/Puck)
Characters: Finn, Kurt, Puck, Mercedes, Santana, Brittany
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage
Summary: Far from being on the bottom of the social ladder, Puck, Finn, and Kurt are near the top as they enter the second half of freshman year. That doesn't mean their lives are complication-free, however.
Wordcount: 16,937

Menus

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Hungry

Title: Hungry
Authors:

patchfire &

raving_liberal
Fandom: Glee
OT3/Pairing(s): Fuckurt (Finn/Kurt/Puck)
Characters: Finn, Kurt, Puck, Mercedes, Santana, Brittany, Quinn, Burt, Carole, Puck's mom
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage
Author(s) Notes: part of our In the Bubble series, but this is the first part that truly has an OT3 solution. :)
Summary: One boyfriend is enough, but two boyfriends is extra good (though Mercedes might settle for just one).
Wordcount: 18,169

Hungry

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Fic: Three Versions of the Same Porn (Glee)

Title: Three Versions of the Same Porn
Authors:

patchfire &

raving_liberal
Fandom: Glee
OT3/Pairing(s): Finn/Kurt/Puck (Fuckurt)
Characters: Finn, Kurt, Puck; mentions of Blaine, Rachel
Rating: NC-17
Author(s) Notes: Yes, this is somewhat cracky.
Summary: After Rachel's party (2x14 "Blame it on the Alcohol"), Blaine and Rachel not only get together, but feel the need to keep Kurt constantly updated on their budding new relationship. Kurt's lamentations about the lack of available gay boys in Ohio, as well as how bisexuality never seems to work out in his favor leads to Finn's suggestion of online dating. They turn to Puck for his expertise on the subject matter and in the process discover that between the three of them they have seen three different versions of what is essentially the same porn.
Wordcount: 6797

Three Versions of the Same Porn

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Fic: Linchpin (Glee)

Title: Linchpin
Authors:

patchfire &

raving_liberal
Artist:

naryakiuxen
Fandom: Glee
OT3/Pairing(s): Finn/Kurt/Puck (Fuckurt)
Characters: Finn, Kurt, Puck; appearances from Burt, Carole, Blaine, and Rachel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Authors' Notes: Originally written for the 2012

kurt_ot3bang.
Summary: Puck was pretty sure that planning on marrying Rachel Berry right out of high school had been Finn's dumbest idea yet, until Finn put Rachel on a train to New York City and told Puck he was planning on enlisting in the army. That's definitely the dumbest idea ever, and Puck can't seem to talk him out of it. Maybe the combined efforts of Kurt Hummel and Noah Puckerman can shove some sense back into Finn. After all, Kurt and Puck are the only two people who seem to care about Finn's health, mental well-being, and leg not being blown off by a landmine. Initiating: Operation Saving Private Finn.
Wordcount: 54,310

Linchpin
Masterpost of traditional/digital art by Narya